Oops! I was wrong. The poor officials turned lucky turned poor again – thanks to Monika, Gold at Beijing and Bindra’s outburst – in that order. I was expecting Bindra to take care of Mendis but he trained his gun on the officials instead! Well, looks like this chap is clear of his priorities – officials now… Mendis can be taken care of later…
Or may be Dhoni has figured out a better way to handle “Mendisis” (sounds like a disease, no?) – we won the one-day series after all… I am sure Dhoni’s idea must be costing less than 30L to BCCI… and in that case, Bindra can kiss the 30L promised by BCCI goodbye!
People and newspapers are already talking about Dhoni being the test captain as well… Poor Kumble… but does Dhoni want to play test matches?? If my memory is right, he refused to play the test series against Sri Lanka last month because he was “tired”… hmmm, that’s interesting… very very interesting! One plays some 20 IPL matches under scotching heat and does not tire and just a month after that, he is tired because of “too much of cricket”! So mister Dhoni, why did not you take a break during IPL? Why did you play each and every match?
Wait a minute – aren’t you the highest paid IPL player (Mundu endorsements extra!)? And isn’t it true that you get paid full only if you play every match? If you decide not to play a match, proportionate amount of money would be deducted from your fees? Well, that explains…
By the way, can you tell me how many ad shootings you did while you were “tired”? One Pepsi ad for sure – both Dhoni and Sri Santh missed the Sri Lanka trip and only these 2 guys are there in the given ad… and some Mundu ads for sure which have mushroomed up on TV…
Now, now, don’t tell me that ad shooting is not as tiring… I am sure all the bollywood actors are not lying when they say it’s lots of hard work!
I think Dhoni is very lucky… I see luck playing a bigger part in his success as a captain rather than some high funda strategy… The commentators go gaga over his cool demeanor… All this makes sense when things are going good. Ganguly’s aggression was his biggest “asset” when he was winning and biggest “liability” when he wasn’t!! Let things go bad (don’t start cursing me - it happens with every team and every captain), the same commentators would say – “what kind of person is he? No impact even when team is losing. He needs to show some emotions, aggression and show to the world that it matters”… and so on!
I think the issue is something else, this chap is an expressionless dud(remember Clint Eastwood?)… Can’t you figure out by watching his ads? Anyways, works well for him (at least for now)…
Btw, if you spot Dhoni and Bindra together, they would mostly be exchanging notes on “Mendisis”…
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Sunday, September 7, 2008
Monday, October 22, 2007
Poor me and T20
I know that’s a strange title for a post but you would realize very soon why (hopefully) :)
My last post got 7 comments – that’s kind of a record… instead of feeling elated I felt like a “bottom 10 percentile guy being told why he is the top 10 percentile guy and why he could be the next CEO of the company - all this when he puts in his papers”…
Poor me? What the heck! I was afraid of this kind of reaction and made an attempt to dissuade the same in my post but people are people… people are good at “selective reading”… I am not least pleased for being labeled “poor me” especially because I never meant it that way! (Munjay, I am not taking off on you… though you commented “poor me” explicitly, others were saying the same implicitly).
Ah, the only good part being I realized that more people read my blog than I thought!
Anyways, I have decided to change my tracks again and comment on the current affairs… T20 is the hottest thing around and this might sound like a “run of the mill” attempt but let me give it a try. Am sure you would like it… Here I go…
I see lot of similarity between Russians and Indians as far respecting our past is concerned…
The first thing Russians did when communism was brought down was to bring down Lenin’s statue… and throw Gorbachev into oblivion… and give the power in the hands of a drunkard (Yeltsin)… Stalin and Khrushchev I can understand but why Lenin? Wasn’t he the guy who booted the Czar away? Why Gorbachev? Wasn’t he the guy who actually made all this possible – starting with glasnost and perestroika… it was all so euphoric – giving the power in the hands of the great messiah of democracy (how does it matter if he cant even walk straight because of his vodka laced breakfast, lunch and dinner)…
What happened? Russia saw very high level of inflation, hunger, unemployment, corruption and what not… There was a shortage of food – not that communists were hiding this problem from the world earlier - because there were no people to till the land – it’s all mechanized out there but you need people to run the machines… communists had this mandatory stuff of students being sent to farms in their summer vacation and stuff like that… may be it was “cruel” but it worked – it kept people well fed… but well, it’s a ‘democracy’ now – let people decide what they want to do – even if it means they want to die of hunger!
From being a super power, Russia is part of BRIC – Brazil, Russia, India and China – the upcoming economic powers of the world – in essence, more or less a third world country… Long live democracy!!
I am no great supporter of communism (neither in a political nor in an economic sense - looking at our own left parties makes me feel that they walk backwards!) but hey, why is capitalism better? It has its own evils… I guess capitalism is “better” because communism is a spent force today and capitalism is still thriving…
Anyways, let me not digress from the key topic – the problem I see with Russians is that they do not know how to respect their past – at least the parts which are better ones. They bashed all and sundry including Lenin and Gorbachev. They could not figure out bad from good. They went for the package. They felt democracy was good even if it was a Yeltsin inside and coomunism was bad even if it was a Gorbachev inside. The results are there for everyone to see...
So, why do I think Indians are similar?
Look at the way we are treating the “big three” after the T20 world cup win and the T20 win against Australia last week. Suddenly, these 3 guys are pariahs… they are the reason for all the evils in the Indian cricket… Everyone including media is talking about the energy, running between the wickets, fielding etc in T20… And how that is because of the absence of the “big three”!
Come on guys, Sachin is your most consistent performer in one-dayers in the last 2 series (England & Australia)… Am not sure what would have been the results if Sachin and Ganguly were not batting at the top… Rahul is a different story – he does not want the pressures of being the captain, he does not want the pressure of batting (check his latest scores) and he does not want the pressure of fielding (check the catches dropped recently) – for me, he is a mental case and should rather be in an asylum than ‘sportingly’ ferrying water for the team…
Coming back to the main topic (I have this knack of getting digressed, don’t I?), what people don’t seem to have understood is that T20 is tailor made for Indians – Indians are weak genetically (I mean relatively weak – food habits, life style, lack of red meat, lack of exercise – all this for generations; and please, don’t start calling me a racist just because I called Indians “weak” – labeling others as racists seems to be another “in thing” these days!)... the maximum they can sustain their energy is for 20 overs… I have seen Gambhir twice and Sehwag once batting for more than 10 overs – excellent running between wickets et all – but at the end of 10 overs their tongues were hanging 3 feet down in the want of oxygen and water… there is no way Gambhir can do this in a 50-over match… and Sehwag we all know…
The boundaries are shorter which means the fielders don’t need to run around much… It also means Yuvraj can hit all those sixers (no offence meant… Yuvi is one of the best hitters around!)… All in all, the game is just suitable for us Indians – and we will remain a major power in this game for some time to come…
In all this, we have just forgotten what the “big three” have done for the Indian team over the years and suddenly they are unwanted ones, the villains… please! Leave them alone – well, at least the “big two”… you want to take on Rahul? Please be my guest! In fact, I strongly feel Sachin can do a good job in T20 and agree with Gilchrist’s statement that T20 can elongate careers, being a shorter version… Gilly for one would definitely like to believe that at the ripe age of 35 :)
And now for this week’s poll –
(oh my gosh! scroll down!!)
My last post got 7 comments – that’s kind of a record… instead of feeling elated I felt like a “bottom 10 percentile guy being told why he is the top 10 percentile guy and why he could be the next CEO of the company - all this when he puts in his papers”…
Poor me? What the heck! I was afraid of this kind of reaction and made an attempt to dissuade the same in my post but people are people… people are good at “selective reading”… I am not least pleased for being labeled “poor me” especially because I never meant it that way! (Munjay, I am not taking off on you… though you commented “poor me” explicitly, others were saying the same implicitly).
Ah, the only good part being I realized that more people read my blog than I thought!
Anyways, I have decided to change my tracks again and comment on the current affairs… T20 is the hottest thing around and this might sound like a “run of the mill” attempt but let me give it a try. Am sure you would like it… Here I go…
I see lot of similarity between Russians and Indians as far respecting our past is concerned…
The first thing Russians did when communism was brought down was to bring down Lenin’s statue… and throw Gorbachev into oblivion… and give the power in the hands of a drunkard (Yeltsin)… Stalin and Khrushchev I can understand but why Lenin? Wasn’t he the guy who booted the Czar away? Why Gorbachev? Wasn’t he the guy who actually made all this possible – starting with glasnost and perestroika… it was all so euphoric – giving the power in the hands of the great messiah of democracy (how does it matter if he cant even walk straight because of his vodka laced breakfast, lunch and dinner)…
What happened? Russia saw very high level of inflation, hunger, unemployment, corruption and what not… There was a shortage of food – not that communists were hiding this problem from the world earlier - because there were no people to till the land – it’s all mechanized out there but you need people to run the machines… communists had this mandatory stuff of students being sent to farms in their summer vacation and stuff like that… may be it was “cruel” but it worked – it kept people well fed… but well, it’s a ‘democracy’ now – let people decide what they want to do – even if it means they want to die of hunger!
From being a super power, Russia is part of BRIC – Brazil, Russia, India and China – the upcoming economic powers of the world – in essence, more or less a third world country… Long live democracy!!
I am no great supporter of communism (neither in a political nor in an economic sense - looking at our own left parties makes me feel that they walk backwards!) but hey, why is capitalism better? It has its own evils… I guess capitalism is “better” because communism is a spent force today and capitalism is still thriving…
Anyways, let me not digress from the key topic – the problem I see with Russians is that they do not know how to respect their past – at least the parts which are better ones. They bashed all and sundry including Lenin and Gorbachev. They could not figure out bad from good. They went for the package. They felt democracy was good even if it was a Yeltsin inside and coomunism was bad even if it was a Gorbachev inside. The results are there for everyone to see...
So, why do I think Indians are similar?
Look at the way we are treating the “big three” after the T20 world cup win and the T20 win against Australia last week. Suddenly, these 3 guys are pariahs… they are the reason for all the evils in the Indian cricket… Everyone including media is talking about the energy, running between the wickets, fielding etc in T20… And how that is because of the absence of the “big three”!
Come on guys, Sachin is your most consistent performer in one-dayers in the last 2 series (England & Australia)… Am not sure what would have been the results if Sachin and Ganguly were not batting at the top… Rahul is a different story – he does not want the pressures of being the captain, he does not want the pressure of batting (check his latest scores) and he does not want the pressure of fielding (check the catches dropped recently) – for me, he is a mental case and should rather be in an asylum than ‘sportingly’ ferrying water for the team…
Coming back to the main topic (I have this knack of getting digressed, don’t I?), what people don’t seem to have understood is that T20 is tailor made for Indians – Indians are weak genetically (I mean relatively weak – food habits, life style, lack of red meat, lack of exercise – all this for generations; and please, don’t start calling me a racist just because I called Indians “weak” – labeling others as racists seems to be another “in thing” these days!)... the maximum they can sustain their energy is for 20 overs… I have seen Gambhir twice and Sehwag once batting for more than 10 overs – excellent running between wickets et all – but at the end of 10 overs their tongues were hanging 3 feet down in the want of oxygen and water… there is no way Gambhir can do this in a 50-over match… and Sehwag we all know…
The boundaries are shorter which means the fielders don’t need to run around much… It also means Yuvraj can hit all those sixers (no offence meant… Yuvi is one of the best hitters around!)… All in all, the game is just suitable for us Indians – and we will remain a major power in this game for some time to come…
In all this, we have just forgotten what the “big three” have done for the Indian team over the years and suddenly they are unwanted ones, the villains… please! Leave them alone – well, at least the “big two”… you want to take on Rahul? Please be my guest! In fact, I strongly feel Sachin can do a good job in T20 and agree with Gilchrist’s statement that T20 can elongate careers, being a shorter version… Gilly for one would definitely like to believe that at the ripe age of 35 :)
And now for this week’s poll –
(oh my gosh! scroll down!!)
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